Heute schlug mal wieder eine dieser wundervollen eMails bei mir auf, bei denen der Finger Nanometer über dem Löschknopf verharrte, bevor durchsickerte, dass die eMail doch ein wenig anders ist, als der übliche ViagraFührerscheinBesuchmeinewebsiteSpam:
Hungary Autogramcollector Érd, 2008-04-05-02
Dear, Tor Löwenherz !
Please let me introduce myself briefly. My name is Hargitai Imre, I’m 42 years – old handicap young man. I live in Hungary – a small country in the Middle East Europe – in Érd a small flat with my brother’s and his family.
I spend most of my time indoors the most happily as far as possible. Literature, theatre and various kinds of arts (such as film-, fine-, applied- and photography) all play a great role in my life. I am highly interested in technology, the nature and science, which I have a chance to get to know more about due to the different television channels. I am enthusiastic about sport and I can never have enough of it. I like all kinds of music. When I don’t watch TV, I always listen to the radio. I have a great passion for collecting signatures which makes my life whole. I have had this hobby for many years. It can help me forget my daily problems, take me to far places, meet new people and cultures meanwhile also bring wonderful moments into my life. I collect the signature of those people who can cheer me up and bring happiness to my life with their job and work regardless their place of living or work. Unfortunately, I am not comfortably off and since I haven’t got my own salary, my financial state is limited for correspondence. Along the many years I have become the happy owner of several thousands of signatures. Each signature is a treasure for me. I would be tremendously glad to receive your dedicated photo as well so I could put it into my collection. ( Photocopied signatures have less value in my collection. ) I would like to kindly ask your for two dedicated photographs. They would be eternal memories for me from an interesting man.
Finally, I would like to express my grateful thanks for your help, understanding and for reading my letter. I wish you a lot of happiness in the future, joy in your life and success in your work.
Yours faithfully Hargitai Imre Jr
Vielen Dank Herr Imre für das Interesse an meiner Person. Aber echt: Ich habe keine Autogrammkarten und werde auch keine einführen. Und hey, so leid es mir tut, ich werde auch keine nicht-vorhandenen Autogrammkarten eintüten und nach Ungarn versenden. Alternativ einfach dieses Posting und mein Foto von der Startseite ausdrucken. Und weiterhin viel Erfolg mit diesem Hobby.